Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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