in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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