ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
