sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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