he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she pinky promised me she was 18
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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