none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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