smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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