I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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