Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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