This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
