and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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