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• (630): View more from Illinois

  it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?

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• (347): View more from New York

  triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.

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• (805): View more from California

  I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours

  (646): View more from New York

  This text was so worth waking up to

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  if i bang your brother are we still cool?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm

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