she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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