That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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