Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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