ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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