Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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