Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
