I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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