Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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