Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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