I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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