At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Pants are for mortals
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