Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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