your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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