Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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