the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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