they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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