dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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