he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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