so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You pole danced in your parka.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
