mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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