Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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