i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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