It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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