Moan for me like Helen Keller
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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