You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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