today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The power of my boobs compel you
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
