im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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