Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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