The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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