All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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