pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I need moral support for this bender
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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