I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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