everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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