Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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