my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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