Pregnant stripper...not hot.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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