Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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