There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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