I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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