I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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