She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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