Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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