Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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