is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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